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Are these man jokes true or not?

Why are men like pantyhose?
They either run, cling, or don’t fit right at the crotch.

Why are men like swiss army knives?
They’re supposed to have a range of useful functions, but spend most of their time just opening beer.

Why are men like public toilets?
All the good ones are engaged, and the rest are full of s**t.

Why are men like roses?
You have to watch out for the pricks.

Why are men like lawnmowers?
They take ages to start, make a lot of noise, and half the time they don’t work.

What do breasts and toy trains have in common?
They’re designed for children, but it’s mostly men that play with them.

Try harder got quite bored

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Girls Help–We Need to Get Him an Outfit Under $100?

One of my friends has been talking smack about girls for months now. Well two of my friends and I were wrestling around. We got him hogtied and posed for some pictures with him. He’s begging us not to show anybody those pictures and we told him we wouldn’t if he wore an outfit of our choice to my birthday party in 3 weeks and sang 3 karaoke songs. He really deserves to be embarrassed. One of the songs is going to be I’m a Barbie Girl, but we need some ideas for the other 2. We also want a fun girly outfit with accessories that no guy would want to be caught dead in. We’re making him pay for half of it as my birthday present, but we can’t go over $100. Any ideas for a dress, shoes, lingerie, and accessories that we can pull together on a budget for his singing debut?

He really deserves some payback. He’s constantly putting us down in joking and we finally have a chance to get him. This will be the highlight of the party.

HAHA this is gonna be good!

Here are some ideas

Dress:

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dress&product%5Fid=2058561495&Page=1

Jewlery:

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=acc&product%5Fid=1063067336&Page=1

Shoes:

http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=20800&vid=1&pid=638017&scid=638017042

Lingerie:

http://www.target.com/Gilligan-OMalley-Eyelet-Belt-Cream/dp/B001M7OP3S/ref=sc_pgb_r_12_0_721026011/185-5700948-1557922?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1

http://www.target.com/Gilligan-OMalley-Eyelet-Padded-Bra/dp/B001M7W6C0/ref=sc_ri_1?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_r=0J1NHVD1D56J5862JW27&pf_rd_p=471801991&pf_rd_i=B001M7OP3S&pf_rd_s=bottom-11&pf_rd_m=A1VC38T7YXB528&pf_rd_t=201

Mo Rocca: Defending Lingerie Barbie

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Guys — what’s sexy?

What kind of shoes would u like your girl to wear in the bedroom??
What kind of shoes go best with lingerie?
What colors and styles of lingerie do you like the best?
What ‘costume’ do you like the best? (like french maid or nurse or what… ?
What else do u like??

(1) Shoes should come off in the bedroom. Heels in lingerie should be reserved for nudie mags, or maybe if you do the whole trenchcoat thing (answer the door in just the trenchcoat, opening to reveal lingerie and heels)
(2) Same question. Pumps in the rare occasion where it’s appropriate
(3) Depends upon the girl and the mood you’re trying to set. I like pink, and a nice set / boyshorts. Usually prefer lacy things. Nothing garish (like crotchless panties). Maybe a nice boustier. Stocking and garter, but only if they’re REALLY nice. But then again, I also like the swee look. Like a little satin babydoll in barefeet with nothing else.
(4) Costumes are really only for fun, not as a super-big turnon. They’re not really much of a turn-on except maybe at Halloween.
(5) What else? I like a girl who’s confident, knows how to please herself and please me. I like a girl who likes to talk dirty in bed. The list here could go on and on. :)

Suzie May Lingerie – Sexy Costumes- French Maid

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