warning rude jokes-don’t read if easily offended?
Q: What do you call a homo Jewish Male?
A: A Heblew.
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares
Q: What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
A: Sparky.
Q: What do you buy a woman with crabs?
A: Fish net stockings.
Q: What did one lesbian say to the other?
A: Your face or mine?
Q: What’s the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman’s mouth?
A: Einstein’s c*ck.
Q: Why is parliament like a sl ut’s dream?
A: Because it’s full of pr*cks.
Q: What do you call a bloke with a one-inch dick?
A: Justin.
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