Are these man jokes true or not?
Why are men like pantyhose?
They either run, cling, or don’t fit right at the crotch.
Why are men like swiss army knives?
They’re supposed to have a range of useful functions, but spend most of their time just opening beer.
Why are men like public toilets?
All the good ones are engaged, and the rest are full of s**t.
Why are men like roses?
You have to watch out for the pricks.
Why are men like lawnmowers?
They take ages to start, make a lot of noise, and half the time they don’t work.
What do breasts and toy trains have in common?
They’re designed for children, but it’s mostly men that play with them.
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