Sexy/fun female dwarf costume?

I kinda had this idea for next Halloween. Just make fun out of all the dwarf and female stereotypes in fantasy together and make people laugh. Most of my friends are into fantasy.

What I’ve thought out till now – false beard with pink ribbons in it, intensive red lipstick. Pink chain mail accessories (I know where to get pink wire and how to “knit” the mail).

Now, with my figure I’m close to the stereotypical fantasy female except for my wide shoulders which should work for me in this case and thicker tights, which can be hidden by a skirt, so I’d just bring out the curves more with a leather waspie. But what should be worn to make me more dwarfish and smaller? I’m not exactly thin, but bigger in the right places.

I’m not saying I’ll do it, but it’s a thing to consider and I like to imagine such costumes as it is fun

That is the best costume idea I’ve heard in a while. I say go for it!!!

Other than actually being short, you’ll need to do some kind of optical illusions to appear short. Horizontal stripes and such.
Maybe walk kinda bow-legged.

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